“ENGLAND IS THE MOTHER OF PARLIAMENTS”
John Bright, 1865
It has often been observed that a government’s ceremonial grows more ridiculous in relation to its despotism. In England it’s the other way round: at last we have a tyranny that befits the fancy dress and rituals.
IF YOUR’E A CONSERVATIVE MP
AND NOT NUTS, SAVE BRITAIN NOW
“The Conservative party is the most successful party in the democratic world, precisely because their reputation is that they don’t go nuts and become ideologically zealous…..all it would take here is a couple of dozen brave Conservative MPs.”
(Nick Clegg in conversation with Richard Thaler, The Guardian)
Does the judgment of posterity matter nothing in the age of instant fame? Can’t the reluctant Mythical Tory Saviours be moved (I just deleted ‘bribed’) by sugar-coated promises of everlasting fame and glory? They can be put into an exclusive club, and have as many titles and honours and free canapes and wet towels and holidays on private islands and TV appearances as they want in return for saving Britain by saying “Sorry, I was Wrong”.
Why is it easier to lead millions of people into hell than admit you made a mistake?
“There are few, very few, that will own themselves in a mistake, though all the World sees them to be in downright nonsense” Jonathan Swift, in The Tatler No. 63 (September 1709)
Master of the Castello della Manta Nine Heroes and Nine Heroines (detail with seven figures) 1411-16 Fresco Sala Baronale, Castello della Manta, Saluzzo. Image source: WGA